I’m wondering if I should apologise to the nation because clearly I have been hoarding every colouring pencil and hair band that exists in the UK, in my daughter’s bedroom. Today I have been a ruthless Frog…. a Frog that laughed in the face of chaos. I have been a brave but cruel Frog (gloats & slurps another sip of Chianti) Middle Frog refuses to doesn’t… » Continue Reading

I’m finding it hard to defend our constabulary lately, even though I have 3 friends in the Police force (I do hope they forgive my criticism). Today  as I parked the car in the Waitrose car park middle Frog and I spied a young woman carrying another young woman across the car park. I was concerned, but then we saw an employee of John Lewis was trying to engage them in conversation, s… » Continue Reading

At Frog Towers mornings are very often a challenge. This morning as I was nagging helping Middle frog get ready for school I asked her: ‘Have you brushed your teeth Darling?’ She replied: ‘Yes please Mummy, here’s my cup’  

Yesterday we woke to discover 3 of our puppies were missing.. we were horrified, upset and worried. We searched the nearest bits of the farm, the barns, under my office… everywhere. We were convinced they’d been stolen. Then around 4.30 Darling Husband’s BFF came over and spotted them across the field moving about together, looking like they were trying to get… » Continue Reading